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So on Thursday Linny and I decided to enjoy a nice evening at the Depot. As we sit at our table, an unknown white male with a scraggly beard insisted on taking the last open seat. We thought we made it pretty clear that we didn’t want anybody sitting with us because Linny refused to move her stuff when the questionable man sat down, but he just pretended like he didn’t notice. Just when we thought it couldn’t get any more weird, he looked at Linny and said “I just feel very protective over you”. We pretended that we didn’t hear him, but five minutes later he told me “Your scent is like a drug to me, my personal brand of heroine”. Creeeeepy. We finally decided to leave when Linny got up to refill her coffee and this man jumped up, grabbed her, and told her to “hold tight, spider monkey!” I sprayed him with my pepper spray and we were out of there! Yet through the scorching, burning pain, we heard him screaming “I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore!” and “Is it not enough to have a long and happy life with me?!”. I managed to take this picture of him with my phone before we left. So if you ever see this man at Coffee Depot, don’t let him sit at your table.
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